I’ve noticed that, from time to time while browsing social media, my virtual friends post pictures of their house cats; at first I smiled at their sympathy—evident in the photos—but later on I started wondering what the cats were thinking when taking them so I’ve imagined what my cats might say in their everyday lives. Let’s see if you can relate!
My human friend seems upset about something.
Today my human friend seemed in a bad mood, so I flew around him to cheer him up. He wasn’t interested though and yelled at me for interrupting his phone call, which was rude—but then again he does that all the time!I’m hungry! My human friend is always busy playing with his phone and doesn’t notice when I’m hungry. He keeps telling me that the cat food is in the kitchen, but it’s not there—he must have moved it. Does he expect me to eat cheese?
My Human Friend Is Obsessed And I Should Immediately Disappear From Her FaceÂ
As soon as my girlfriend showers me with my shampoo and then dries my beautiful hair with her soft towel until the endless kisses begin; I love her but this big splash of feelings after every shower I can’t stand it; She freaks me out, bent down on me with all her might, and begins to flirt with my beauty and the beauty of my mother, then I had no choice but to flee at once from her, and I was sure that she would follow me; Then flying is the solution. Mankind, how crazy they are!
Shall I teach you to dance, my friend?
My friend looks very sad and exhausted; he’s got too much business to deal with right now and hasn’t looked at me since morning. To carry out my plan, I’ll start meowing plaintively as soon as his back is turned—I want him to pay attention when I offer to teach him the dance of our family cats! We also love to dance, but we find that humans are very boring dancers.
There’s A Fly I’m Trying To Catch
from the early morning, I’ve been so distracted by a fly buzzing around me that I haven’t paid much attention to my friend’s attempts at communication. Now, I’m making a perfect plan on how catch it and kill it but my friend thought I was playing him, so he started chasing me. I left him and went out hoping to calm down a bit—to gather my strength for elimination of the fly and focus on that task.
I I played with my friend for a while, then flew again until I caught the fly. My friend thought I wanted to quarrel with him and hug him—but in fact it was just an annoying bug. He started playing me again, but he didn’t realize that by doing so he would be helping me catch the fly!
Turn On Flight ModeÂ
It seems that my family has friends over for dinner tonight, and their little kids are going to come running in here any minute now. Their stupid play always makes me want to pull out my hair—one of them will grab hold of it hard enough to hurt while the other one holds on like we’re about go for a walk together! Then another kid would try to talk to me about what game I was playing and if it was fun. It’s like, get your own life! When that happened all I wanted is for the flight mode thing on their stupid phones to work so they could be as disconnected from my existence as possible.