11. Calvin Johnson – Megatron

It’s hard to come by nicknames like this. So, whenever you meet someone named after a robotic villain, fiction or not, you should fear for your life and take to your heels. Johnson measures 6’5 inches in height and around 236 pounds in weight. Apparently, his nickname alone is scary enough. But, I wonder how scary it will be after he shows up. What a reputation! Every defensive back across the NFL are even careful with Calvin on the field.

12. Charlie Whitehurst – Clipboard Jesus

Jesus means savior to most. Since Charlie’s career is to be a backup for other players, it makes sense to regard him as a savior. But why Jesus? This is because Charlie has beautiful long hair, beard and lovely white lush skin. And since we’re still talking about the NFL, his saving abilities is limited to the clipboard. Thus – Clipboard Jesus. Nicknames though!